capitan jack
yes, it’s capitan jack sparrow you fools! one of the nine pirate lords in the brethren court, the pirate lords of the seven seas. not only is he the s-xiest pirate around, but he’s he rightful capitan of the black pearl. always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
“this is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught capitan jack sparrow.”
“the seas may be rough, but i am the capitan! no matter how difficult, i will always prevail.”
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