capn cashed
the universal jewish superhero for stoners everywhere, capn cashed always saves the day with his amazing toking powers.
for other pothead superheroes, see bluntman and chronic.
unsuspecting citizen: “my bowl is almost done, but i’m not sure if its cashed or not.”
capn cashed: -lowers sungl-sses- “don’t worry, ma’am/sir. capn cashed is here to save the day.”
citizen: “my bowl is clogged dude.. maaaayn”
capn cashed: -blows out the bowl with intense lung power, chunk flies out- “just your friendly neighborhood capn cashed!”
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