Cap’n Crunch mouth
when the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating cap’n crunch or some other rough food.
i get cap’n crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!
when the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.
i have cap’n crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.
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