Cap’n Danders
the dandelion king. also reffered to as: t son, peters, skeeters or the big shmee.
fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. also enjoys spending time after cl-ss in the man hole.
common activities include taking a stroll with a bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
cap’n danders: “don’t pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6”
kid: “wtf shmee, number one goes up to g!!”
“hey wanna hang after school?”
“sorry i cant i have to go talk to the capn in the man hole”
“did you see that movie this weekend?”
“yeah it was such a danders movie”
“i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like ice-t”
“dude, he looks like f-ckin shmee”
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