cap’n hook
someone who lives off the profession of being prost-tute. a wh-r- who sells s-x on craigslist.
he got with that cap’n hook 5 nights ago and f-cked her for an unknown amount of time. he said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.
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