caports
too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they’re cool. they often times look like swim trunks.
jamie: err, chelsea? see (name left out) shorts? err, capris?
chelsea: ew…
jamie: they too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
chelsea: kuh-… por-..
jamie and chelsea: caports!!!
to -j-c-l-t- with extreme force
i can caport 6 feet
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