caprants
caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. they are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. you will cringe when you see them.
hint: if the bottom of the “pants” hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants.
“oh my god monique, check out that girl. major caprants alert”
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