capri-sun
capri-sun (ing) – the result of air pressure build up in the -n-l p-ssage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a capri-sun.
“she offered -n-l but i’m worried i might capri-sun myself”
the best drink in the universe. comes in like 20 flavors (all of which are good).
i love capri-sun’s all natural, no artificial ingredients, great-tasting flavor!
a juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.
“i could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun”
perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. the only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.
i need to drink a capri sun.
the act of c-mming in a girls eye/face after getting head. much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.
johnny: hey bro what did you do last night?
tom: i capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying i watched the new episode of lost.
hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. i have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. all 20+ flavors kick your -ss. all natural and no bullcr-p. this is the only drink you will ever need. people b-tch about the small pouches, well guess what dipsh-ts, you have 2 options: a)get another one or b) buy the big pouches.
i drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.
a delicious kids drink that comes in a pouch in which you jab a straw through a small opening in the pouch to drink.
mom, pack me a capri sun in my lunch.
one of the tastiest refreshments known to man.
if you don’t like caprisun, you can suck my c-ck.
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