Captain Apocalypse
1. an extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. the name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like captain apocalypse.
3. any person claiming to possess a large black p-n-s of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like captain apocalypse.
1. dewd, i’m totally betting my pizza money on the all-time super heavyweight champion of the universe, captain apocalypse!
2. level 96 tank-mages are strong but they’re no captain apocalypse.
3. white boy #1: suck my big black d-ck.
white boy #2: suck mine, cap.
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