captain assclown


an -ssclown who thinks him/her self superior to other -ssclowns.
john: “i’ll do whatever i want, whenever i want! if you have a problem with that, kiss my -ss!” steve: “just who the h-ll do you think you are, captain -ssclown?”
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the term “captain -ssclown” would be the king of all -ssclowns. a person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.
“bush is the captain -ssclown of usa” would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.

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