Captain AwesomeFace
the coolest man that ever lived, he has a d-ck like jesus.
paul: ” hey mcdizzle22 you rock this playstation network.”
mcdizzle22: ” i know, i’m captain awesomeface get in line to kiss my -ss.”
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