Captain Bailout
f-ckin’ loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.
8:30 pm: me to other friend – “me and captain bailout are supposed to meet up at sharkey’s around 10 o’ clock”
9:55 pm: captain bailout – “dude, i can’t make it. i have to (insert gay–ss excuse here). catch up with you next time.”
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