Captain Boner
super cool flying b-n-r thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
“oh captain b-n-r thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile” “thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma…”
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