captain bro
a “captain bro” is a term used for an airline pilot captain who’s super chill in the c-ckpit and out. he’s layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. his co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of “f-cks” he doesn’t give. he uses the word “f-ck or bro” like its a comma. when he’s not ripping across the sky at 500mph he’s a beach b-m at heart. hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in tahiti. don’t leave him alone with your wife or gf because he’ll hit on her and blame it on you. when he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. the airline industry desperately needs more “captain bros” bro!
last night captain bro and i went out for drinks and next thing i knew we were at the t-tty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers c-section scar. i told him don’t do it but he’s a captain bro he doesn’t give a f-ck!
a “captain bro” is a term used for an airline pilot captain who’s super chill in the c-ckpit and out. he’s layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. his co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of “f-cks” he doesn’t give. he uses the word “f-ck or bro” like its a comma. when he’s not ripping across the sky at 500mph he’s a beach b-m at heart. hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in tahiti. don’t leave him alone with your wife or gf because he’ll hit on her and blame it on you. when he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. the airline industry desperately needs more “captain bros” bro!
last night captain bro and i went out for drinks and next thing i knew we were at the t-tty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers c-section scar. i told him don’t do it but he’s a captain bro he doesn’t give a f-ck!
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