Captain Cock


when one drinks way to much captain morgan, and can not control what or who his p-n-s will do.

if you say that you will have captain c-ck before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty b-tches)
i’m just letting you know i will have captain c-ck tonight so i am not responsible for “his” actions tonight.

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