Captain Crunch Carpet
when the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the j-zz you -j-c-l-t- and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. later that morning when you step on the dry j-zz it makes that crunch noise.
carpet+j-zz= captain crunch carpet
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