captain dildo
the person that wants to jam a d-ld- up your -ss when you are p-ssing seated people at the movies
“not today, not today, not today captain d-ld-” – dane cook (vicious circle)
someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a d-ld- in their -ss all the time.
guy 1: “man have you heard garrett lately?
guy 2: “yea, he can be strict, but he doesn’t have to act like captain d-ld- all the time!”
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