Captain DoucheBeard
he is one of the few admiral douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. often confused with captain redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
he is often seen wearing a pair of sungl-sses a wifebeater. nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake italian/new jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the jersey sh-r-
he spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can’t keep, blasting his sh-tty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk “his” streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking martinis, tanning while it’s cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
tom: what a douche!
brady: that’s captain douchebeard.
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