Captain Fucky


the leader of a group of douchbags, usually the guy that signals and talks the loudst in a group of ed hardy wearing white sungl-sses with spiked hair stack of douchebags, generally named steve, youll be able to smell his douche from 5 miles away
look at captain f-cky and his sh-t clowns

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