captain hard-ass
a term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. usually seen wearing tapout apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent h-m-s-xual. usually seen only in the company of other captain hard–sses
did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
yeah, captain hard–ss was behind the wheel wearing his tapout shirt.
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