captain jack harkness
someone so s-xy, his own name is a pickup line.
-walks into a bar and sits next to random woman-
hey, captain jack harkness
-everybody in the bar has s-x with him-
a character from torchwood and some episodes of doctor who. he is played by john barrowman. he often fights aliens from outer sp-ce. he has the inability to die, yet still ages. some theories suggest that he is the younger version of the face of boe.
captain jack harkness can kick captain jack sparrows -ss!
a character in the popular bbc series of doctor who and the spin off torchwood. played by john barrowman, mbe. captain jack first appeared in the episode ” the empty child” . unfortunately jack dies in his travels with the doctor but is reserected by rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. in the future jack is knowen as the face of boe. jack is the first non-heteros-xual character in doctor who. a flirt jack has often been referred to as a “walking innuendo”.
jack: captain jack harkness. and who are you?
martha: martha jones.
jack: nice to meet you martha jones.
the doctor: oh don’t start!
jack: i was only saying h-llo.
martha: i don’t mind.
jack: doctor.
the doctor: captain.
jack: good to see you.
the doctor: and you. same as ever. although. have you had work done?
jack: you can talk.
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