CAPTAIN JERK
always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
quote
“sure did pick a good person to be an captain jerk towards?
i don’t pick people to be an captain jerk towards. they just present themselves to me. and dont use a question mark like that or i will bust out with captain grammer
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