Captain Joe Sanders
a bad motherf-cker that knows his sh-t. on point at all times. a true master on the water. intelligent, funny, witty, and charming. women flock to him as they cant ignore his charisma and devilishly handsome looks. he docks like a boss and comes into port d-ck sw-ngin ready to count his treasure, eat, drink, f-ck and be merry.
captain joe sanders is also known as jody joe, joe dangerous, daddy long legs, gummy worm, june bug, and b–boo
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