captain kirkumcision
the act of “w-nking” to star trek.
dude, i watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one h-ll of a captain kirk-mcision for like 2 hours.
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- felendir
the gay -ss att-tude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don’t actually like you. “nick, your dad is a f-cking hitman, so stop being felendir.” “i don’t want to come over, your dad scares the f-ck out of me, so stop being felendir.”
- fucks with you the long way
a slang term describing the extent of one’s bond or relationship with another individual “girl, you held a n-gg- down while i was locked up so you know i f-cks with you the long way”. being friends with someone to the fullest extent. guy #1: bruh, you think you could front me something til tuesday? […]
- Feldhaus
a large pile of trash created by a drunk idiot mainly consisting of spilt or intentionally poured out beer. i awoke to a feldhaus this morning in our living room.
- Feldpouch
a slang word for v-g-n-. jeez, whose feldpouch smells like eggs? quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here. kid: how was i made? mom: your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.
- feldmaning
to trip or be out of control while on a “pleasure drug” such as x, heroin, or cocaine. the term is of course loosely based around the drug abuse history of former-child actor, corey feldman. “dude, check out lewis! he just did like 8 lines, and he is straightup feldmaning all over the place!”