Captain Morgan
when you get really drunk on captain morgan and diet c-ke and then get your d-ck out and start flapping it about.
wow danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. he captain morgan’ed us big time!
spiced rum. makes you yak like crazy though.
‘got a little captain in you?’
the approach of ones s-xual partener from a rear entry position. this differs from the conventional method, however, in that male ‘takes a knee’ to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of captain morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
shlogan captain morganed a chick.
alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. it’s what eric got suspended for.
eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 f-cking days! lol!
after you are done having s-x with a girl, you stand up and prop your foot on her as she is still laying down. you take on the pose of captain morgan.
i totally captain morganed her.
the act of farting in someone’s face while your leg is propped up.
dude i totally had to captain morgan him
captain blackout.
what the f-ck happened?
you tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
f-ckkk! they should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
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