captain morgans rum


spiced rum that will make you do f-cked up things.
once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and i p-ssed out. when i woke up i was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.i’ll never drink that sh-t again.

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