Captain Neptune
this is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner’s head, drops a f-cking fat -ss sh-t on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.
d-mn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.
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