Captain Oblivious
a person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorkn-bs and general forgetfulness.
“blunt!”
“cheerful!”
“clumsy!”
“absentminded!”
“negative square root of two!”
by your powers combined, i am… captain oblivious!
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