captain planet myself
when a woman uses a vibrating c-ck ring in a solo masturbation round. she places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. then she’ll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her cl-t. this can entirely remove the need for a man.
janie: “i totally put the c-ck ring on my index finger and captain planet myself.”
dolly: “was it good?”
janie: “with my powers combined, it saved the day and i can avoid having s-x with my boyfriend.”
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