captain poelking
used when describing someone who is a f-g but is rich so lots of people like this person.
alex: “bro i was at school today and met captain poelking”
tanner: “i hate captain poelking he is such a f-g bro for real”
alex: “i wish i could beat the sh-t out of captain poelking but hes too rich”
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