Captain Qwark


a lame superhero from the ratcher and clank series. wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had s-x with a monkey in one of the games in the series. he loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. he got angry at ratchet and is quoted saying “he is definitely off my top 5” referring to mysp-ce.

qwark can be related to the green lantern or aquaman, stating that he can barley do sh-t and should not be considered a superhero.
captain qwark: i am captain qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

ratchet: yeah yeah.

rachet 5 seconds later: -shoots-
a lame superhero from the ratcher and clank series. wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had s-x with a monkey in one of the games in the series. he loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. he got angry at ratchet and is quoted saying “he is definitely off my top 5” referring to mysp-ce.

qwark can be related to the green lantern or aquaman, stating that he can barley do sh-t and should not be considered a superhero.
ratchet: we need a superhero clank. who can we call?

clank: anyone but captain qwark

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