captain redfinger
this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty
(guy 1) dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants…
(guy 2) whoa whoa… she never told you she was on?
(guy 1) nah…
(guy 2) and you put your hand…
(guy 1) yeah…
(guy 2) well then… a-hoy there captain redfinger!
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