Captain T-Bag


a handsome, athletic douchebag. he’s got the world’s best body but has fried his brain smoking m-ss pot. he claims to have given a girl 10 -rg-sms in an hour. every girl secretly wants his d-ck.

-best friends with major d-ck…
did you see captain t-bag today? i love his arms in that cut-off!

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