Captain Unicorn
1. the best d-mn advice giver in the universe on strangecr-p.com
function: czar of information, black market baby broker, bringer of light, guinness drinker
hobbies: drinking beer, fighting crime, commiting crimes, burning things, making red paint
favorite color: white noise
that captain unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so godd-mn stupid. he’s smart.
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