captains curse
when you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides cap’n crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
bro1: hey man, what’s there to eat around here?
bro2: cap’n crunch
bro1: again?… -fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens- it’s the captains curse!!!
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