captains platter
during the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.
after a long night of sucking toes bart tried to impress her with the captains platter.
to pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.
i had diarrhea and didn’t have time to lift the lid, so i left a big soupy captain’s platter.
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