Captin Lizzie


when you sing the pirates of the caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their b-m hole and go arghh!
person 1: -sings theme tune-
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: -captin lizzies-
person 2: ouch man that hurt
person 1: lol
person 2: – is in immense pain-
person 1: lol

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