Car boot sale


when someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.
man 1 pointing down a hill “dude, check that car boot sale out! bet that hurt!!”

man 2 “and i bet i know exactly how much all that is going to cost me … free! grab a bin bag!”

man 1 “awesome! check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit’s greatest hits! win!! oh, and an arm…”
modern form of torture – where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.
kid does something bad

parent: right! that’s it, we’re going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.

jumble sale junk torture booty

Read Also:

  • ozarkin

    just sitting or laying around for long periods of time we were ozarkin all day on the couch smokin weed.

  • CobraAziz

    he is a legendary man living in the bronx, new york. he tends to walk in the streets with his pants sagging and a cane. he is dominate in every ufc undisputed game in the present and will be in the future. he over powers his opponents he exceeds the difficulty limit of “expert or […]

  • Oarzome

    oarzome is to be used in exclamation. it’s like “awesome” or “amazing” only better. that club last night was oarzome!

  • Pshchea

    pshchea is a cooler way of saying. yes,yep,yup, ect. it’s a way of saying yes with a little s-ssiness on the side. mom: ashley have you finished your homwwork ashley:pshchea! mom: okay.

  • Guettache

    the extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any david guetta produced pop songs “oh man that latest ludacris and david guetta song gave me such a d-mn guettache i had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours”


Disclaimer: Car boot sale definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.