car hipster


car hipster… noun…. a person who owns a j-panese car, dreams of going to j-pan. a car hipster usually owns a dsl-r camera (or atleast 3 of his friends do) and often takes “artistic photos” of his car. said car hipster may also engage in j-pan -ss-sucking events such as jdmst monthly meets held at chinese owned and staffed “j-panese” pubs in their failed cities in america and australia.
justin: hey guys see that new fixie store in sydney westfield? i went and taken photos of the shop on my friends dsl-r.

person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own dsl-rs to take photos of their cars with…. you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters… elitist f-ggots.

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