Car Insinuator
when someone thinks that you have a car, but indeed you do not
jill asks sarah if she wants to go out. sarah is like sure, see you at 11. when jill shows up, they begin to walk. sarah notices that that they have been walking for a long time. sarah then asks jill, “hey, where’s your car?” jill replies, “oh, you thought i had a car? so youre one of those car insinuators? we were just gonna walk down to 5 points to go get sloppy drunk and maybe hitch a ride back.” sarah, “oh…”
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