Car of Shame
a car sitting by itself in the bar parking lot the next morning.
which means:
a. you got too wasted to drive or
b. you rode home with a “date”
c. you need to sneak back and pick it up before everyone sees it and knows what you did.
tom: hey, i need a favor.
dave: sure, what is it?
tom: just woke up and i need a ride to pick up my “car of shame” from the bar.
dave: (laughing) be right there!
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