car / penis theorem
the relation between car size and p-n-s size. the car / p-n-s theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his s-xual organ. as the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average p-n-s size of that vehicle’s owners decreases in a linear fashion.
for example, according to the car / p-n-s theorem, a man who’s car is a 1992 honda civic (-ssuming that it isn’t riced up) should have a p-n-s size of approximately 7 inches erect. on the other end of the scale, the average male lamborghini owner has an erect p-n-s length of about 3 inches.
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