car salesman
one of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. this is especially true when it comes to used cars.
a car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.
the art of selling cars
if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid f-ck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid f-ckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it -sshole
a person who is either a complete piece of sh-t or an outstanding person. whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of sh-t on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don’t care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don’t give a sh-t about your sh-tty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
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