Car steaks
hill people- (a subspecies of feral americans) food. humans are steak to hill people. humans usually only travel in cars/vans/rvs when embarking in hill people territory due to the remote location. so, hill people have come to -ssociate cars with food. they don’t want the car, but they must get the car to dine on the delicious human steak on the inside, thus making people car steaks.
-rembember, hill people are not hillbillies.
people are just a bunch of car steaks.
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