Car Voice
when on a car journey travellers may use their ‘car voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense – at an unnecessarily amplified volume – to other p-ssengers who are barely 3 foot away. the ‘car voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.
your ‘car voice’ may be exercised in any circ-mstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.
“uhhm! uhhm! h-llo? are we there yet boys? uhhm boys?! i’m growing restless. i need a yoggi pick-me-up!” said mills, with his car voice.
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