caramel apple
its when you dip your t-st-cl-s in hot, sweet, caramel and teabag a nonsuspecting victim.
“oh man! did you see kyle give mike a nice taste of his caramel apples?”
when u have diarrhea and it’s so bad it splashes on the t-st-cl-s making it a caramel apple.
man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!
a s-xual scenario when you shove an apple up a womans bunghole, then shove it in and out repeatedly. you then take the sh-t covered apple out of the bunghole and proceed to munch on it until the core is left. muy delicioso…
i quietly shoved the apple up carries wide bunghole, she was unsuspecting but ended up enjoying it when we both munched on it for a nice midnight snack. 🙂 yum! caramel apple!
when you have already -j-c-l-t-d at least once, you take your b-lls, which are covered in s-m-n, and place the sticky spheres within your partners mouth.
“you know that blazin’ chick i met at the bar last night? took her to my place, banged her, gave her a caramel apple.”
“nice.”
when you take a granny smith apple, and put it on a stick, then you shove it up a persons b-tt.
o man that caramel apple last night stretched my b-tt cheeks bad.
the way your nuts look with lube dripping down them after receiving -n-l s-x.
jeff ate my caramel apples last night after he came my -ss.
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