Caramel Dumplings
when you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. the sh-t will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on s-xual orientation. in the likely circ-mstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. this is only a side effect of your horrible diet. other terms that can be used to describe this situation are “swedish meatb-lls” or “mommy made pancakes”.
“mommy made pancakes!!!”
“dude, really!?”
“yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of caramel dumplings ever. took three flushes for the water clear up.”
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