caramel frappe
the act of taking a “caramel” covered d-ck out of your -ss and finishing it off with a handjob until it’s topped with “dairy”, resembling a caramel frappe.
shua – “my girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!”
dave – “that is disgusting.”
shua – “you’re just jelly (goes in for high five)!”
dave – “we’re no longer friends.”
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