Carapture


ca•rap•ture | kə ‘rap chər |

noun

1. the highly publicized ‘carmageddon’ event of los angeles, california’s closure of i-405 beginning on july 16, 2011, which was in actuality as much of a non-event as the highly publicized ‘rapture’ event of may 21, 2011 (i.e. car-rapture). emphasis, both in pr-nunciation and interpretation, are placed on the cr-p component.
just like the recently predicted rapture, lots of live t.v. reporters were standing by for the i-405’s carmageddon. unfortunately for their ratings, it turned out to be a carapture.

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