caravan mascot
when a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and -j-c-l-t- in all of his holes. they then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
“so, i tried to get isaiah jaegar to join up with us, but he refused.”
“caravan mascot?”
“yes. tonight.”
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